Montreal Radio Station Pranks Sarah Palin!

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A radio DJ in Montreal called Sarah Palin and pretends to be French President Nicolas Sarkozy... For real!



Did you hear that? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! She's going to kill baby seals with Sark!

Obama, Socialism and You

With all of this talk about Barack Obama being a “socialist”, I just don’t know what to do with myself. Land sakes Sally, that reminds me of a few other socialists I know.

Here are my Top 5 Socialists In The History Of Ever:

SANTA CLAUS



A chronic redistributor of wealth. Delivers toys to all children, even kids who have parents that don’t read the Bible or work.





NORMA RAE

Union, schunion! It’s like they think they deserve a livable wage and bathroom breaks. Get back to work, Pinko!

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JESUS CHRIST


What a hippy. The beard is the first clue. He was all like, “Rich people are going to have a hard-assed time getting to Heaven!,” and “Go in peace.” Did Jesus grow up in a commune or what? All that encouragement about low taxes, universal health care and spreading the wealth is suspect. Plus, he hung out with some sketchy people – some of them were homeless and had open sores.








CANADA


What a bunch of socialist-loving, poutine eating slobs. Everyone in Canada is forced to enjoy donuts, drink beer, and play hockey. What if they don’t feel like it? Too bad! For the last time, NO – you may not wage war and be a capitalist, and stop asking. Shut up and eat your cruller, eh!




COCA-COLA



Check out their theme song lyrics:

“I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.”


In a Coca-Cola World, everyone is forced to sing the same song over and over. They would all live in the same bio-dome, eat the same food and absolutely no one gets ahead because they are forced to be equal. It’s sickening. You should write to them.

Socialism? Whatev!