HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY, HEMPSTEAD, NY - Tune in Wednesday evening for the final presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. While you’re there, enjoy a game with your friends and family. Here are the rules:
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Every time John McCain mentions Bill Ayers, slap the nearest Pinko to your left.
Every time Barack Obama says “more of the same”, find the oldest person in your group, forcefully remove their dentures and throw them out the window.
Every time John McCain says “my friends”, grab the tongue of the person to your right and twist.
Every time Barack Obama smiles at a bad McCain analogy, pretend you are Moe from The Three Stooges, yell “WOOB WOOB WOOB” and invite your neighbor to punch you in the face.
Every time John McCain mentions terrorism, set off an M-80 in the toilet and run like hell.
Every time Barack Obama brings up the economy, find an MBA in your group and punch them in the neck.
If Republican cronyism comes up, go hog wild and beat the crap out of anything you can reach.
When in doubt, Primal Scream.
For other debate related games click here, and here.
LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock You Out*
*Alecia, remember when we met LL and he was so pretty? Me too.
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