Sinners, have you ever wondered what to wear for The Rapture? Think no more, Christians. RAPTUROOS are the perfect undergarment for those days when Armageddon seems imminent.
RAPTUROOS are made of a comfortable blended fabric, featuring the face of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on the crotch panel. RAPTUROOS are not flame-resistant, but what do you care? Rapture-Ready Christians won’t need to spend extra money to worry about hellfire OR damnation! Glory!
Christian women love RAPTUROOS, and their husbands and sons like them too!
Wear a fresh pair of RAPTUROOS everyday while you’re waiting to MEET YOUR MAKER!If you’re a Jesus –loving, Bible-belting, promise ring-wearing, green bean casserole-making, church bulletin-typing, long-suffering, speaking-in-tongues BELIEVER…buy some RAPTUROOS TODAY! You never know when they might come in handy!!! It could be any minute!!!! HURRY!
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