Showing posts with label thanksgiving day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thanksgiving day. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving



Happy Thanksgiving Day, US! Once upon a time, before influenza and super-Bingo on the reservation, there was popcorn, goodwill and peace. To this day, a big meal with good company never goes out of style.

I'm off for a few days of non-typing, to make a turkey and eat it with my nearest and dearest.

If anyone out there is wondering what to do with giblets and turkey necks, which are conveniently stored in a plastic baggie up the turkey's rear, here is a great recipe for Turkey Patè. Oh ho! I've tried it and yes, it is amazing. You can do it! You can do anything. From the New York Times, by Molly O-Neill:

Turkey Giblet Pate

Giblets (neck, gizzard, heart, and liver) from 1 large turkey
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 onion, finely chopped
1 stalk celery, finely chopped
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1 teaspoon salt or to taste
1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
4 drops of Tabasco
Chopped parsley for garnish
Toast points for serving.

1. Remove any meat from the neck. Use a meat grinder to grind the neck meat and the rest of the giblets, or chop them very finely with a sharp knife. Set aside.

2. Place the oil in a medium skillet set over medium heat and cook the onion and celery, stirring, until soft. Add the minced meat and continue to cook until the meat is cooked through and lightly browned. Remove from the heat. Immediately make a well in the center of the pan and add the egg, stirring it quickly into the mixture. Add the mayonnaise to the pan and mix thoroughly. Stir in the salt, pepper and Tabasco, garnish with parsley and serve with toast points.

Thank you for reading. I appreciate your company.


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Monday, November 24, 2008

Turkey Leftovers – Sandwich Ideas And Never-ending Happiness


Hello, Pilgrims. On Thursday, Thanksgiving Day in the US, this Costco Butterball turkey – more than 11 lbs. at a cost of $11.63 - will defy human perception and evolve to the next level of deliciousness. There is no looking back from here. Arise ye sticks of butter, fruits, vegetables, wine and savory herbs – behold the turkey of your tomorrow!



Today’s blog is about our world post-Turkey Day. What to do with leftovers? Oh, we are so lucky! We are five steps ahead because I have a PhD in leftovers, with an emphasis on holiday fare.

Turkey Crisps


Turkey Crisps are a brilliant invention – part salvation, part sin. All you have to do is grab an oven pan, some foil and broil strips of leftover turkey skin in olive oil, salt to taste and a dash of black pepper. Brown the strips into crispy things, like they’re tanning in Florida with their girlfriend (her name is Bacon). Be thorough. Remember to turn the strips as they broil, to make sure they’re cooked evenly. Start the oven at 425 degrees and take your time. Word to the wise - if you burn the crisps, you will never be complete as a person. Fat and sodium content? I’m sorry, but I don’t bow to any dieting clubs and so I have no idea what you’re talking about. Turkey Crisps are great as a snack or on sandwiches. Mmmmm. Love.



Sandwiches

My favorite post-Turkey Day guilty pleasure is a breakfast sandwich. I toast cheap white bread, paint it with ketchup and throw some nuked turkey chunks on top. Press the slices of bread together, slice and serve. Genius. My sister, Rose, taught me this one. I was 5 and I never forgot. Sometimes I throw a few Turkey Crisps on this bad boy. I need to make sure that I have enough trans-fat in my backbone to finish plowing the back 40.

Want to know the meaning the life? Try a French bread sandwich with cranberry relish, roasted turkey, lettuce and Brie.

If you aspire to reach a higher plane of soul-knowledge have this for lunch: Sandwich bread, mayonnaise, a splash of brown mustard, turkey, Turkey Crisps, fresh sliced tomatoes, and lettuce (with more mayo on top, plus salt and pepper). Stack the sandwich as prescribed. Cheese is optional. Cheddar works. Extra sharp.

If ever you need to make your sandwich moist soak a slice of bread in warmed, leftover gravy and place it in the middle of your sandwich. This is the stealthiest, oldest trick in the book. It’s sloppy all right. Better get a hand-towel and tuck it under your neck.

Lord, please don’t take me before I eat one more of these sandwiches!

If you have any questions or need Thanksgiving Day ideas, you can reach me at mojo_po@yaoo.com. If I can help, I will.


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