Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Talking Smack

My Mac G4 is going to kick your Dell’s ass so hard, that your Dell is going to need an ass transplant.

My Mac will pull down the pants of any HP, in front of complete strangers, for free.

My Mac can run at least 50 mph, and pedals way faster than your IMB-compatible on training wheels.

My Mac can eat 675 chicken wings in less than one minute.

My Mac has karate-chopped through a cinderblock building and then defeated terrorists.

My Mac only eats the brains of bad people.

My Mac challenged your Momma to a roller derby contest and won.

My Mac has balls and a vagina. It is invincible.

You will never have my Mac.

1 comment:

Minnie-sota said...

I surrender! My Dell doesn't stand a chance against your MAC. I want a Mac and cheese too. Wah!