Friday, July 27, 2007

Don't Be A Pussy, U.S. of A - Part II

Do not fear the ice packs. Do not fear the cheeses.

Today’s Public Service Announcement was sponsored by the TSA.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Talking Smack

My Mac G4 is going to kick your Dell’s ass so hard, that your Dell is going to need an ass transplant.

My Mac will pull down the pants of any HP, in front of complete strangers, for free.

My Mac can run at least 50 mph, and pedals way faster than your IMB-compatible on training wheels.

My Mac can eat 675 chicken wings in less than one minute.

My Mac has karate-chopped through a cinderblock building and then defeated terrorists.

My Mac only eats the brains of bad people.

My Mac challenged your Momma to a roller derby contest and won.

My Mac has balls and a vagina. It is invincible.

You will never have my Mac.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Out Sick

Have you ever heard about summertime flu? It's horrible. I feel like a human juicer. When the shivering and body aches stop, I'm going to write something. In the meantime, please accept my apologies and enjoy this video by Suzanne Vega. It's called 99.9F°.