By Olympic decree, Usian Bolt is the fastest man in the world. He ran 100 meters in 9.69 seconds to win the gold! Before he sailed through the finish line he signed autographs, hugged his mother and updated his stock portfolio. I've never seen anything so easy in my life. Ever. Mr. Bolt (and he does) is from Jamaica. All hail, Mr. Bolt!
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