The Three Amigos
Hello God? It's me, Mojopo. Listen, this Bush Administration has got to go. If You can find the time to pitch in, please have George Bush show up on teevee naked (except for a cowboy hat). It would be very helpful if You can get him to spread his ass cheeks, crap on the American flag and then wipe up the aftermath with some of those precious yellow ribbons. Yes - dear Jesus - I understand that Bush has already done this figuratively, but the nation needs to see the real thing before they will put him and his vice president to the curb.
Time's a-wastin', oh Lord. Good day, sir, and Amen.