Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Confession Time


I have a confession to make. When I fly, no one from the TSA has ever confiscated my lighter. I know that we are not supposed to fly with lighters but I stow mine in my purse or coat pocket. I always figure that if the TSA folks find it, they will take it. However, they never find it and I always arrive at my destination with my lighter.

I honestly don’t mean to get anyone in trouble, including myself. It seems to me, however, that if the TSA makes all sorts of rules about what we can and cannot do, they need to be honest about their capabilities. Are the TSA folks who smoke sympathizing with me, and letting me keep my lighter because it is clear that I am not an evildoer? Or, is it truer that their technology is not perfect and they are not properly trained to spot contraband? Keep these questions in mind the next time you watch TSA guards pat down little old ladies at the front of the line. Ask yourself this, who’s the bigger idiot – me with a lighter or them for embarrassing little old ladies?

I’m speaking up about this, because I know of many other smokers who have the same story as I do. We know that the rules are useless. If the TSA equipment and personnel can’t detect something as basic and simple as a lighter, how in the heck can they detect something more complex and sinister? The security alerts and restrictions on what a person can carry onto an airplane seem little more than hype designed to scare people. People who are afraid follow orders.

Bucking the system and defying the rules has taught me not to stress about flying and not to be intimidated by the TSA. They can make me remove my shoes, take away my carry-on coffee and make me throw away my make-up, but they can’t take my pride. I am no safer flying than I was post 9/11, and neither are you. Does this change anything? No. A free democracy comes with some risks, and I am willing to absorb those risks. To live without freedom and the risks associated with democracy means the terrorists have won. I will not be terrorized. Not by bad guys and certainly not by my government.

4 comments:

Minnie-sota said...

Wow. They can't spot the lighter? They confiscated my Dad's pocket knife that he forgot to leave home last time he flew. He was fond of that knife.

Mojopo said...

No, Minnie. I have never had my lighter confiscated in all of the years this policy has been in place. Ever.

They took your father's pocket knife, which would do far less damge than a lighter? We've been conditioned to let the TSA and our government make these idiotic decisions, and I think it's time to stop. It's a symptom of a larger problem.

My name has probably been made into mud and sent to the no-fly list. Oh well!

Anonymous said...

hey its tetley...not really anonomous but at work...i accidently got on an international flight the other week with biig kitchen scissiors in my napsack...i'd forgotton to take them out. Despite a nice body search and the fact my bag was scanned no one pulled me up on it. Maybe it's my friendly face?

Mojopo said...

Are you serious? Thanks for the info, Tetley. It's pretty amazing what slips through the cracks, but the best part is that no tragedy came from it. That still tells me we are no better off wth all of these so-called "security" features, and no safer than we were before.