I can see you there, acting all worried and wondering if Joe Biden is going to make a jerk of himself on Thursday night. Ask yourself one question: Would Joe Biden get sick with worry when YOUR chips are down?
Hell NO! Joe Biden would loose his chips and get down with you, just to show his haters that he can get back up again. Just like that – up, down and then up, Up and UP. Eat it!
Do you think Joe Biden is some kind of moron, who can’t talk his way out of a paper bag?
Hell NO! Joe Biden is fluent in paper bags from all manufacturers and four times as smart! Oh yeah, baby, his brains are HOOGE.
Oh my God. Do you think Joe Biden is going to spend Debate Night like some kind of pansy lay-about, drinking beers and nuking popcorn? Huh, do you?
Hell NO! Joe Biden is the man who is going to defeat the no-gooder, jerkface on Thursday night. And then he’s going to take all of her beer and feed the popcorn to his dog. Because he CAN.
Do not under-estimate the power of Joe Biden. Oh sure, he will say something stupid - but I can assure you it won’t be anywhere near as stupid as Sarah Palin. That is a FACT. A FACT, I said! Joe Biden is made of Kryptonite and America, and he is going to stage a take-down worthy of Pay-Per-View.
You heard it here first. Joe Biden is going to win that effing debate, Rocky-style.
Rocky – In Training
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