Friday, December 12, 2008
Are you unemployed? Feeling anxious about the economy? Are you frequently sleepless?
We all have our challenges in life. You are not alone.
AMBIVIUM combines the soothing effects of Valium and Ambien, so that you won’t feel so bad about sleeping all day.
AMBIVIUM is the responsible choice for anyone who feels like you do. Clinical studies have shown that AMBIVIUM patients are better for the environment because they hardly ever need to turn on the lights. Eco-friendly, soothing, restful AMBIVIUM can help you today. Get the rest you need, guilt free.
Patients who cannot afford AMBIVIUM are encouraged to have themselves declared incompetent by a reliable judge in their own state. Affordable AND convenient.
If you take AMBIVIUM, you may experience drowsiness, incontinence, impaired coordination, bed head, complicated explanations, waking up in unusual places, muttering, a loss of internal dialogue, wet pillows, a patent rejection of the time-space continuum, social ostracism, a rash that looks like eyes, chronic ambiguity, a craving for hand lotion, lawsuits, a distorted sense of security, hairy fingernails, buggery, unwanted body modifications, misdiagnosed as being in a persistent vegetative state, feeling good about Air Supply and the sensation of alien fibers growing beneath your skin. Consult your physician immediately if you experience any of these short term, almost totally inconsequential and relatively harmless side effects. Do not drink alcohol while taking AMBIVIUM, as it will enhance the effects of this medication.