Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Sinners, have you ever wondered what to wear for The Rapture? Think no more, Christians. RAPTUROOS are the perfect undergarment for those days when Armageddon seems imminent.
RAPTUROOS are made of a comfortable blended fabric, featuring the face of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ on the crotch panel. RAPTUROOS are not flame-resistant, but what do you care? Rapture-Ready Christians won’t need to spend extra money to worry about hellfire OR damnation! Glory!
Christian women love RAPTUROOS, and their husbands and sons like them too!
Wear a fresh pair of RAPTUROOS everyday while you’re waiting to MEET YOUR MAKER!
If you’re a Jesus –loving, Bible-belting, promise ring-wearing, green bean casserole-making, church bulletin-typing, long-suffering, speaking-in-tongues BELIEVER…buy some RAPTUROOS TODAY! You never know when they might come in handy!!! It could be any minute!!!! HURRY!