I'm watching Sen. Jeff Sessions of Alabama grilling Supreme Court Justice nominee Sonia Sotomayor. One thing to keep in mind about Jeff is that he's a smoking anus. Not kind of, is. I don't mean that he smokes, but I do mean that his mouth is an ass and his head is full of gas. When he speaks you can smell it.You have to understand - Jeff Sessions could not become a federal judge in 1986 because it was determined that he harbored "gross racial insensitivity" towards African-Americans. That's a nice way of saying "Jeff loved him some KKK." How ironic is it that this fathead is parsing the definition of "impartiality" and "prejudice" with a Latin woman?
Sonia is trying to explain to Jeff that he is taking her comments out of context. No matter how many times she explains herself, Jeff can’t wrap his mind around it. He sounds like an Alzheimer's patient who is angry at his shoelaces, and she looks like the nurse who is trying to find him some Velcro fasteners. It takes patience.
One other thing: Every time Jeff time says Puerto Rican, it sounds like "porto reecan". It's on my last nerve.
Oh great. Here comes Sen. Orrin Hatch. Is it time for Bingo and a stool softener yet?
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I'll say this for Sonia, she has a great poker face! I don't know why the Republitards insist on grill this poor woman who WILL be the next Supreme Court Justice. Just for spite I think....assholes!!
I know! I would have lost my patience and started throwing lit firecrackers at these guys.
I could help Jeffy learn how to roll his "r"s. Then again, eff him.
No kidding. We skipped irony and dove face first into batshit crazyland.
Did you do the graphic?
I did that awful graphic. Yes!
If I had $800 million, I would pay $799 million to see Sonia hike up her dress, show her ass and then declare war on white bread.
How do you like THAT empathy?
Speedy, it's called "posturing". At this point, it's all the republicons have left. Personally, I wish we'd go radical on them, but my exquisite unicorn wants to be a bipartisan. Hope it's as much fun as being a bisexual but I doubt it.
Mojo!!!! THIS Mojopost is important cause it's current events. Except for the jeff sessions part. He's the old and the tired. Speaking of -- welcome to the New South!
Art is resistance.
P.S.-- I love the quote of the day at "These Bastards':
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/2009/07/quote-of-day_14.html
Oh, no, Mojo!!!!!!! We should be talking about Orin Hatch too and him putting the one-two to Sotomayor on behalf of his bosses at the n.r.a. So, does anybody want to testify? I do! I do! Yes, Mr. Tu, what would you like to add to this discussion? A fuckin bullet! The one that came through my skylight! Four feet from the bedroom where my twelve year old was sleeping! What about ME, Mr. Hatch? What about my twelve year old? Do WE have any rights? Sure, Mr. Tu, you have rights. You have the right to own a gun. What other rights do you want?
Mojo, I am laughing my ass off at your empathy comment because I was thinking almost exactly that exact same thing Tuesday afternoon when I was listening to the hearing.
I meant to say, "almost that exact thing." I need to go to sleep now!
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