Thursday, July 16, 2009

Here I Go Again...

Mojopost is traveling east to see Mom. At Mom's house, we will enjoy biscuits and gravy, fresh produce and maybe even some fishing. We will return in about two weeks, give or take a day.

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Please note that I will not be able to participate in the following activities while visiting Mom:

  • Fist fighting
  • Hard drinking
  • Drive-by shootings
  • Exposing myself to the neighbors
Even so, I think we can have a great time! Bears moved in up the road - sitting outside at night should be exciting.

See you soon!

P.S.: Please help yourself to the tomatoes in my absence.

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23 comments:

maureen said...

PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WHILE IN WNY...WE CAN HANG A BIT. I'LL HELP REFRESH YOUR COUNTRY LIVIN' SKILLS. MISSED PIRATE WEEKEND LAST WEEK I HEAR IT WAS SOMETHING.

Speedy said...

Fist fighting
Hard drinking
Drive-by shootings
Exposing myself to the neighbors
Damn Sam!!! All four of my favorite things!! Have fun with Mom Mojo. Kick that bastard digital antenna for all of us!!!

Mojopo said...

Moe! Will do. I'll call you up next week. Mom's got a list for me (!), but I think I can burn through it by Wednesday. Can you shoot me your cell again, on Yahoo? I need to program my contact list again. Thnx!

Your friend, Rusty said...

Safe trip, Mojo.

Minnie-sota said...

Mojo, I hope trip is going well. I'm flying into Chicago this evening for a workshop but it is in the western 'burbs so will miss the great city of Chicago!

Anonymous said...

about the beach checklist, here's something to read, while mojo is out:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8172539.stm

LV

PapaPig said...

Still sitting here waiting. It's getting lonely ......

Speedy said...

Miss you Ms. Mojo!! Have fun at Mom's. I'll bet you have lots of tomatoes when you get back! :)

Mojopo said...

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Mom put me to work around the house and yard. And yet I miss her! I'm back - will post more this week.

Anonymous said...

Hi!

Nice to see you are back!

LV

PapaPig said...

Hi back Mojo, we are all still here checking for any sign of you. It makes our lives complete... :@)

anony tu said...

Aw, c'mon!

anonytu said...

Geez Louise! It's been a long time since I got me some Mojopost.

a.t. said...

At least you're worth waiting for. I mean, what choice does a Mojopoid have but to wait for his Queen.

a.t. said...

Oo, this reminds me! Creative Writing 101! Professor Gilchrist said you can never experience writers' block as long as you remember the Three Graces -- food, sex, and poo. No, wait. Prof Gilchrist didn't say that. I said that.

But it's true! Everything that was ever written has been about one or a combination of these things. For instance, if you want to write about your visit with your mom, that'd be food. Tell us how your garden is growing, that's sex. If you want to talk about the teabaggers disrupting town hall meetings, that's poo. See?

Anonymous said...

LOL
a.t., I missed you too.

LV

a.t. said...

Hi, LV! How can we entice our Queen to drop us a line or two? Any ideas?

a.t. said...

Oh, Mojooo. I've got cheeeeese.

a.t. said...

Two kinds of cheese! Stinky and not stinky!






I've got ice creammmm.








Okay.






I guess I'll just go back to Crooks and Liars.





Yea, but they scrubbed my post. Just because I left instructions on how to build a pipe bomb. It was a thread about the teabaggers. I was trying to be helpful.

Stupid nonviolent t.o.s.!

Anonymous said...

I propose, we give Mojo the chance of Fist fighting, Hard drinking,
Drive-by shootings and
Exposing herself to us, as she couldn't do that at mom's.

LV

anonytu said...

I like the exposing herself part. But, I'd settle for her just dropping us a note.

NOW, I'm worried. Has something happened to our Mojo?

Anonymous said...

I think, one of us has to go to mojo's place to find out what's going on with her. I would go myself, but from Munich it'll take a while to get there.

LV

Anonymous said...

MJ, we're running out of tomatoes.

LV