Mojopost is traveling east to see Mom. At Mom's house, we will enjoy biscuits and gravy, fresh produce and maybe even some fishing. We will return in about two weeks, give or take a day. -- -- --
Please note that I will not be able to participate in the following activities while visiting Mom:
- Fist fighting
- Hard drinking
- Drive-by shootings
- Exposing myself to the neighbors
See you soon!
P.S.: Please help yourself to the tomatoes in my absence.
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23 comments:
PLEASE GET IN TOUCH WHILE IN WNY...WE CAN HANG A BIT. I'LL HELP REFRESH YOUR COUNTRY LIVIN' SKILLS. MISSED PIRATE WEEKEND LAST WEEK I HEAR IT WAS SOMETHING.
Fist fighting
Hard drinking
Drive-by shootings
Exposing myself to the neighbors
Damn Sam!!! All four of my favorite things!! Have fun with Mom Mojo. Kick that bastard digital antenna for all of us!!!
Moe! Will do. I'll call you up next week. Mom's got a list for me (!), but I think I can burn through it by Wednesday. Can you shoot me your cell again, on Yahoo? I need to program my contact list again. Thnx!
Safe trip, Mojo.
Mojo, I hope trip is going well. I'm flying into Chicago this evening for a workshop but it is in the western 'burbs so will miss the great city of Chicago!
about the beach checklist, here's something to read, while mojo is out:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8172539.stm
LV
Still sitting here waiting. It's getting lonely ......
Miss you Ms. Mojo!! Have fun at Mom's. I'll bet you have lots of tomatoes when you get back! :)
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Mom put me to work around the house and yard. And yet I miss her! I'm back - will post more this week.
Hi!
Nice to see you are back!
LV
Hi back Mojo, we are all still here checking for any sign of you. It makes our lives complete... :@)
Aw, c'mon!
Geez Louise! It's been a long time since I got me some Mojopost.
At least you're worth waiting for. I mean, what choice does a Mojopoid have but to wait for his Queen.
Oo, this reminds me! Creative Writing 101! Professor Gilchrist said you can never experience writers' block as long as you remember the Three Graces -- food, sex, and poo. No, wait. Prof Gilchrist didn't say that. I said that.
But it's true! Everything that was ever written has been about one or a combination of these things. For instance, if you want to write about your visit with your mom, that'd be food. Tell us how your garden is growing, that's sex. If you want to talk about the teabaggers disrupting town hall meetings, that's poo. See?
LOL
a.t., I missed you too.
LV
Hi, LV! How can we entice our Queen to drop us a line or two? Any ideas?
Oh, Mojooo. I've got cheeeeese.
Two kinds of cheese! Stinky and not stinky!
I've got ice creammmm.
Okay.
I guess I'll just go back to Crooks and Liars.
Yea, but they scrubbed my post. Just because I left instructions on how to build a pipe bomb. It was a thread about the teabaggers. I was trying to be helpful.
Stupid nonviolent t.o.s.!
I propose, we give Mojo the chance of Fist fighting, Hard drinking,
Drive-by shootings and
Exposing herself to us, as she couldn't do that at mom's.
LV
I like the exposing herself part. But, I'd settle for her just dropping us a note.
NOW, I'm worried. Has something happened to our Mojo?
I think, one of us has to go to mojo's place to find out what's going on with her. I would go myself, but from Munich it'll take a while to get there.
LV
MJ, we're running out of tomatoes.
LV
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