Monday, September 29, 2008

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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me see if I got it. The reps didn't supported Bush's plan and gave Pelosi the chance to sing it out loud?

Politicians are sometimes so funny.

LV

Mojopo said...

LV, I wish it was that easy, but no so much. The Repubs found themselves with very tiny nutsacks, needed an out and opted out of the bail-out because (they said) Nancy said mean things to them. I'm not kidding. It's here:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/29/shorter-house-gop-we-killed-the-bailout-bill-because-pelosi-hurt-our-feelings/
FYI for my out-of-town guests: GOP equals Republicans

Anonymous said...

Nancy said mean things to them

such a bitch!

Sorry. That's even funnier!

Some politicians are really so professional and take their charge so serius. It's not fair that someone hurt their feelings just like that .... seriously ...

LV

Anonymous said...

don't you have whining republicans saying "Nancy Hurt my feelings"?

LV

Mojopo said...

LV, I'm afraid I'm all out of stock on whining republicans. I totally sold out of them.

"Nancy was mean!" they said.
"We're too scared to vote," they said.
"I'm just not feeling the love," they said.

I'm sory, but a 700-point drop in the stock market shouldn't have to happen because of whining repubs. Grow up and grow a set! If they have a better idea, say so! But they have no ideas. It's maddening.

Anonymous said...

The house of representatives are all pussies!!! How dare they vote what their constituants want..... I think it's funny Nancy Pelosi got blamed for it though. She's a dangerous betch anyway!!

\\Speedy//

Your friend, Rusty said...

Didn't you love Barney Frank's response? I'd love to hear him talking nicer than usual to those 12 guys.

Ralph said...

THE ROMAN POPE HAS ORDERED HIS BISHOPS TO STRIKE AT AMERICA IN HER MOMENT OF FINANCIAL CRISIS CAUSED BY SANFRAN NAN PELOSI!!!!!!!:

As Congress goes back to the drawing board to consider the nation's finances after today's failed bailout vote, the country's bishops have their own list of principles they hope will be taken into account.

In a letter sent to government leaders Friday, Bishop William Murphy [BWAHHHHH!!!!!] of Rockville Centre, New York, chairman of the episcopal conference's Committee on Domestic Justice and Human Development, urged a consideration of five key principles when considering how to bail out the nation's failing economy.

“MURPHY”, EH?!?!?!?!

THE ROMAN POPE HAS BEEN EXPOSED AS AN AGENT OF PIAPS!!!!!!

AMERICA MUST SHOW GRATITUDE FOR THE DEBORAH ANOINTMENT UPON SARAH PALIN, WHO ESCAPED FROM THE ROMAN SYSTEM, AND SUPPORT THE STRAIGHT GOP TICKET!!!!!

YES!!!!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONE-WORLD RELIGION IS ON THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mojopo said...

Ralpie, dood - what do you eat for lunch? A pound of sugar and a tank of coffee? WOW