Saturday, October 04, 2008

McCain Surprises Nudist Rally By Appearing Naked

SUNNY HAVEN RECREATIONAL PARK, INDIANA - In an unprecedented display of nudity by a presidential candidate, Sen. John McCain appeared at a rally here absolutely buck-naked.

Unnamed sources with McCain’s campaign said he is, “Just fed up, really, with Sarah Palin. It’s not one thing, it’s everything. The focus needs to be on his campaign, not her. We tried talk him out of this, but he’s ready to represent the nudist voters in this country.”

McCain said to the rally, “My friends, I am before you today without any clothes. As you can see, my colon is a bit worse for wear. Make no mistake - I’m not afraid to show you my colon. The Vietcong beat this colon out of me, and it’s been this way for about forty years. If I can stand forty years of this, you bet I’m ready to be your next president!”

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Minnie-sota said...

Is this like when LBJ showed his scar? Does anyone remember that?

Speedy said...

Ewwww!!! I love your Mojoposts even if I'm eating and they're gross! :)