Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Sarah Palin At The UN With Bono

From ABC News:

Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's coming out party on the world stage kicks off tomorrow with a series of meetings with the types of foreign leaders she would regularly interact with as vice president, ABC News' Imtiyaz Delawala reports.

Palin sits down with foreign leaders (and one rock star) in New York this week for the United Nations General Assembly... On Palin's Tuesday schedule: Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai and Colombian President Alvaro Uribe, as well as former US Secretary of State Dr. Henry Kissinger… Palin will meet with Iraq President Jalal Talabani and Pakistan's newly-elected President Asif Ali Zardari.

Please, I can see the whole mess in my head. Henry Kissinger will cut in line ahead of Iraq’s president, Jalal Talabani, so that he can graze the side of Palin’s arm with his potbelly for an old man thrill. Meanwhile, Palin – a child of the 80’s – will ignore Henry’s advances to see Bono and feel like the coolest chick (in the history of ever) from Wasilla High School.

Palin might be a fundie whacko, and maybe Wasilla didn’t have cable in the 80’s, but it’s not like she lived under a rock. FYI Henry, and ew!

Bono: ‘Allo, govnah. I’m here to talk about starvin’ children.
Sarah P: Oh my gahd! I totally played “I Will Follow”, like, 800 times.

(UPDATE: Palin bans reporters from meetings with leaders.)

U2 - I Will Follow


Anonymous said...

Good morning, Mojo!
I guess, you're feeling better as we are back to your fav topic =)

Have a nice day!

Minnie-sota said...

Mojo, hope you are feeling better! Hey, maybe she will say Hi! to Bono from me.

I see the Repubs are sending her to foreign affairs remedial school.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mojo!

do your antibiotics and painkillers have some side effects?

Anonymous said...

I've just seen this headline in BBC news:
"Meet Ms Palin: World leaders line up"


Your friend, Rusty said...

Yo Mojo; It took me longer to read your post than Palin spent with the press yesterday.

illustrationISM said...

if bono can make jesse helms 'riverdance' -
he can probably make sarah palin belly dance
to 'mysterious ways'!

mark jaquette @
illustrationism &
bammgraphics !

Mojopo said...

Illustrationism - those are some awesome illys and images! Good work!