Thursday, September 25, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why McCain Has Suspended His Campaign

Sen. John McCain (R, Has Been) temporarily suspended his presidential campaign in order to form a coherent thought about the economic crisis in the US. McCain was scheduled to debate Sen. Barack Obama on Friday, the first of three presidential debates, but he can't make it because he's terribly busy. The topics to be debated were foreign policy and national security. The presidential elections take place on November 4th, 2008.


10. His mail-order prescription of Cialis will arrive Friday afternoon.
9. The debates conflict with all-you-can-eat night for seniors at Golden Corral.
8. Studying the Bush Doctrine with Chuck Norris. Lost valuable time complimenting Chuck’s new hair plugs.
7. Recently discovered that his copy of “World Leaders” is from 1977. D’oh!
6. Friday is Sarah’s day off. His expense reports have not yet been submitted and he will be busy answering his own phone.
5. Decided that a photo-op in DC was better than no photo-op at all.
4. If John McCain can spend five and a half years as an imprisoned POW in Vietnam, Barack Obama can wait five damn minutes for a crappy debate.
3. Still isn’t sure if where to find Pakistan on a map. Africa or South America? Too many choices.
2. Poker night with his biker buddies from Sturgis. That bottle of Jack ain’t gonna drink itself!
1. Two words: swollen prostate.

Elastica - Stutter


Anonymous said...

should we add the labels to mccain's reasons?


Anonymous said...

Let me add....
Ran out of Depdends
Can't remember where the debate was supposed to be
The dog ate my speech

Mojopo said...

Did you know McCain's plane landed in DC as the bail-out bargaining was wrapping up? And so, does this mean Grampy can come to the school play afterall, or is he going to be a dick like Ross Perot? I haven't seen a more pathetic suspension since the 90's, and I'm savoring every moment.

Anonymous said...

No Ms. Mojo he said he would susend all "campaigning" until a deal/bailout is worked out. So no right wing drivel for now. He said also he won't be at the debate on Friday. I think he just handed Obama the White House!


Your friend, Rusty said...

Asswipe still has surrogates all over the place and he's still running negative ads.

They HAD a deal til McGrumpy showed up and scotched it.

Minnie-sota said...

Dang, I was so busy today I didn't have time to keep up. Love your 10 reasons.

Twisted said...

I miss Perot's pie charts.

Love you BB Ross :(