Thursday, October 09, 2008

Bash Bush - Rejoice, The End Is Near!
























In a few short weeks the United States is poised to vote George W. Bush out of office. I can barely contain my excitement – I’m like a kid in a candy store with twenty dollars from Dad. Beware my sugar rush! With that in mind, I decided to dedicate every Thursday to the worst president in the history of ever. Bash Bush Day at Mojopost begins today. Join me for a stumbling stroll down Memory Lane with our Dubya. Please feel free to share your Bush-related injuries and disorders here, among friends. Rejoice people, the end is near!

Quote Of The Day

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!" --George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000

Bush Blooper Reel


I have secured the role as Official Whoo Whoo Girl to the end of this psychotic bullshit. Thank you for the appointment!


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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid, you won't get enough thursdays for a proper bashing.

Lv

Ralph said...

MOFO,

YOUR LIBTARDED BLOG JUST PROVED THAT DEMLIBS ARE FILLED WITH HATE!!!!!

HATE!!! HATE!!! HATE!!!

AMERICA-HATE, AMERICA’S-GREATEST-PRESIDENT-HATE, SARAH-PALIN-HATE, DEBORAH-ANOINTING-HATE, ULSTER-HATE, ENGLISH-LANGUAGE-HATE, CHENEY-HATE, FLAG-HATE, TROOPS-HATE, VALUES-HATE, RUDY-GIULIANI-HATE, ROBERT-NOVAK-HATE, JOHN-HAGEE-HATE, PATRIOT-ACT-HATE, RUMSFELD-HATE, CONDOLEEZZA-HATE, PATRIOT-ACT-HATE, MCCAIN-HATE, FREEDOM-AGENDA-HATE, GOP-HATE, FAIR-AND-BALANCED-REPORTING-HATE, FOX-NEWS-HATE, COULTER-HATE, GLENN-BECK-HATE, BASEBALL-HATE, JOYCE-MEYER-MINISTRIES-HATE, TED-NUGENT-HATE, MALKIN-HATE, PERSONAL-RESPONSIBILITY-HATE, LIBERTY-BELL-HATE, FAITH-HATE, JOHN-GIBSON-HATE, NO-CHILD-LEFT=BEHIND-HATE, HETEROSEXUAL-MARRIAGE-HATE, O’REILLY-HATE, HANNITY-HATE, HAL-LINDSAY-HATE, TRUTH-HATE, FACTS-HATE, FAMILY-VALUES-HATE, FAITH-HATE, R.W.SCHAMBACH-HATE, ISRAEL-HATE, TROOPS-HATE, KJV-HATE, WILLIAM-KRISTOL-HATE, AND HUMANITY-HATE!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR SICK MIND IS SO TWISTED WITH HATE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN THINK!!!!

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

skeeter said...

wow Ralph.... you're a turd. you just made mojo's day. love ya mo.......

Mojopo said...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mwestwrites said...

Yeah, I never understood W, and I've never understood why others think they do. The stories that will come out later will be mind blowing.

I think Barbara dropped him on his head as a baby and never fessed up.

Mojopo said...

Oh Ralph, bless your heart. No really. You remind me of my Christian Fundie Whacko Uncle Rueben, who handed out Bible tracts instead of candy for Halloween. Nice guy, but he had high blood pressure and just about everything set him off. He had to stop eating foods he liked, and he stopped buying his own cigarettes, figuring that bummed smokes don't really count. Anyway, he was always at odds with society and eager to point his finger at sinners, quick to get his hate on and rage about end times. He lived his whole life on Caps-Lock For The Lord. One day, he had a massive heart attack and he died before his time.

Tha's all I'm saying, dood. Bless your heart.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the Oliver Stone movie "W" to come out. Should be a hoot! Wow Ralphie tranquilo mang.... If you want right wing NRA loving bs this is the wrong blog. Oh, and btw isn't it going to be nice having President Obama in office! hahaha!!!


\\Speedy//

Mojopo said...

Hi Speedy!

Oh, don't mind Ralph. I visit his blog every day. I made him mad today because I told him he was a cheapskate for handing out Bible Tracts instead of wee Snickers bars. He said my candy would melt in the fires of hell.

Which leads me to believe I can make some pretty fucking awesome S'mores in Hell.

skeeter said...

Ralph is very funny. i think s'mores 'made in Hell' would sell like gang busters.

Minnie-sota said...

Ralph obviously has a fetish for his caps lock key.

Bush! I'm counting the hours until he is gone now.