Friday, October 10, 2008

Palin Pre-Empts Ethics Probe, Clears Self

As a matter of fact, no - I’m not kidding.

From CBS News:

(CBS/AP) Trying to head off a potentially embarrassing state ethics report on GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report Thursday that clears her of any wrongdoing.

Sen. John McCain's running mate is the subject of a legislative investigation into whether she abused her power as governor by firing her public safety commissioner.

Lawmakers are expected to release their own findings Friday, after Alaska's Supreme Court refused to shut down the investigation in a decision Thursday.

Palin is said to have investigated herself further and found evidence that she likes the color red, is afraid of clowns, and remains confident that John McCain is a drag on her ticket.

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GOPnot4me said...

It's in print. It must be true!

Well, I'm convinced; move along, nothing to see here, you looky-loos.

(P.S. Damn, I LOVE Rachel Maddow!)

Mojopo said...

GOP - thanks so much for dropping by. I love Rachel too. Larry WHO? She's just so darn civilized. Only Rachel Maddow could make Pat Buchanan seem human.

About that guy in the video - I don't think it's Ben Kingsley. I'm OK if you're OK.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see what this investigation uncovers. Does John McCain have a colostimy bag??? I think it's the reason he makes that face all the time.

p.s. Have a good weekend!!!

skeeter said...

i delighted she got fucked in the butt minus lube. run crook run.......