Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Obama, Socialism and You
With all of this talk about Barack Obama being a “socialist”, I just don’t know what to do with myself. Land sakes Sally, that reminds me of a few other socialists I know.
Here are my Top 5 Socialists In The History Of Ever:
A chronic redistributor of wealth. Delivers toys to all children, even kids who have parents that don’t read the Bible or work.
Union, schunion! It’s like they think they deserve a livable wage and bathroom breaks. Get back to work, Pinko!
What a hippy. The beard is the first clue. He was all like, “Rich people are going to have a hard-assed time getting to Heaven!,” and “Go in peace.” Did Jesus grow up in a commune or what? All that encouragement about low taxes, universal health care and spreading the wealth is suspect. Plus, he hung out with some sketchy people – some of them were homeless and had open sores.
What a bunch of socialist-loving, poutine eating slobs. Everyone in Canada is forced to enjoy donuts, drink beer, and play hockey. What if they don’t feel like it? Too bad! For the last time, NO – you may not wage war and be a capitalist, and stop asking. Shut up and eat your cruller, eh!
Check out their theme song lyrics:
“I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.”
In a Coca-Cola World, everyone is forced to sing the same song over and over. They would all live in the same bio-dome, eat the same food and absolutely no one gets ahead because they are forced to be equal. It’s sickening. You should write to them.