Friday, October 24, 2008

McCain Campaign Suffers Another Blow: Ashley Todd

"Who are you going to believe - Ashley Todd or your lying eyes?"

I just couldn't figure out how her eyeball wasn't swollen or purple. Maybe it's because I really got punched in the face and didn't fake it up with mascara?

It's confirmed. Ashley The Liar lied.

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Your friend, Rusty said...

looks real to me

Your friend, Rusty said...

This just in:
A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow.

Mojopo said...

It's like Christmas in a psych ward. I mean, I wanted this to be proven wrong, but it's just crazy.

I wonder if McCain will give Ashley $150,000 for therapy? If Sarah can have clothes, is what I'm saying...

widepart said...

Are all you guys going to have serious withdrawal problems when the election is over and done with?

I can't imagine what you are going through.........two years of campaigning. How do you handle that without going bonkers?

Our last federal election (IN CANUCKASTAN) lasted about five weeks....from the election being called to the election day.

Every citizen legally able to vote was sent a "voter registration card" in the mail so when presented at the pole on election day along with an official picture ID ( i.e. drivers license)you have no problems. My time at the poll from walking into the polling station, casting my ballet was not longer than 5 minutes. I live in a town of 450,000 people.
I'm watching the CNN this morning and I see people lining up for hours in advanced polling stations........why aren't you guys screaming in the streets? Don't you understand that it is the "squeaky wheel" that gets the grease? It just seems to me that you guys just stand there and take the shit they put you through in order to vote. If this kind of situation occurred up in the GREAT WHITE NORTH.......they citizens would be in the streets and in the offices of the elected officials until the situation was rectified. You guys seem to have forgotten that those who get elected work for you ...... you guys are the start bossing them around.
Don't stand for this kind of crap.......!!!!

Mojopo said...

McCain's Supporting Cast:

Joe The Plumber
Sarah The Hockey Mom
Ashley The Liar

Am I missing anyone?

GOPnot4me said...

Dear Mojo,

I keep forgetting to have screen wipes ready when I come here!

What a pic, I still have tears in my eyes.

Dave said...

Stupid ass. She carved the "B" while looking in the mirror.