Monday, November 10, 2008

Obama To Meet Dubya Today - "WTF Were You Thinking?"













President Elect Obama will meet with Dubya on Monday for a tour of the White House. This is a time-honored tradition in the US, but this is not the first time our new leader has met the worst president in the history of ever. Obama met Bush in 2006, and it didn’t exactly go very well. Below are excepts from a recent Fox News article by Bill Sammon:

“Four years ago, Obama and other newly elected members of the Senate were invited to the White House for a breakfast meeting with Bush, who pulled the young Chicagoan aside.

"Obama!" Bush exclaimed, according to Obama's account of the meeting in his second memoir, "The Audacity of Hope." "Come here and meet Laura. Laura, you remember Obama. We saw him on TV during election night. Beautiful family. And that wife of yours -- that's one impressive lady."

The two men shook hands and then, according to Obama, Bush turned to an aide, "who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president's hand."

Bush then offered some to Obama, who recalled: "Not wanting to seem unhygienic, I took a squirt."

The president then led Obama off to one side of the room, where Bush said: "I hope you don't mind me giving you a piece of advice."

"Not at all, Mr. President," Obama told the commander-in-chief.

"You've got a bright future," Bush said presciently. "Very bright. But I've been in this town awhile and, let me tell you, it can be tough. When you get a lot of attention like you've been getting, people start gunnin' for ya. And it won't necessarily just be coming from my side, you understand. From yours, too. Everybody'll be waiting for you to slip, know what I mean? So watch yourself."

(snip)

Obama laughed and even "put my arm around his shoulder as we talked," he recalled, although he added the gesture "might have made many of my friends, not to mention the Secret Service agents in the room, more than a little uneasy."

Despite this display of bonhomie, Obama said the president's demeanor turned downright frightening when he laid out his agenda to the freshly minted lawmakers.

"Suddenly it felt as if somebody in a back room had flipped a switch," Obama wrote. "The president's eyes became fixed; his voice took on the agitated, rapid tone of someone neither accustomed to nor welcoming interruption; his easy affability was replaced by an almost messianic certainty. As I watched my mostly Republican Senate colleagues hang on his every word, I was reminded of the dangerous isolation that power can bring, and appreciated the Founders' wisdom in designating a system to keep power in check."

When I quoted from this passage to Bush during an Oval Office interview, the president seemed irritated to learn he had been taken to task by the senator he once counseled.

I thought I was actually showing some kindness," Bush said indignantly. "And out of that he came with this belief?"

The president added with a bit of a scowl: "He doesn't know me very well."

Hand sanitizer? I never pegged Dubya as a clean freak. Is this some kind of Howard Hughes tick? Does Dubya collect jars of his pee, too?


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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LET'S HOPE THAT OBAMA WILL LEARN A FEW THINGS FROM AMERICA'S GREATEST PRESIDENT, GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!

Anonymous said...

OBAMA NEEDS TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT THE TEN ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS OF INFORMED FOREIGN POLICY:

http://americaphile.blogspot.com/2008/05/essential-elements-of-informed-foreign.html

1.) IMPLEMENT THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY IN IRAN!!!!

2.) IMPLEMENT THE BEAUTIFUL COULTER PLAN FOR MIDDLE EAST STABILITY IN SYRIA!!!

3.) BUILD A FULL DEFENSE BARRIER, WITH AN ALLIGATOR-INFESTED MOAT (AND SPANISH-LANGUAGE WARNING SIGNS) ALONG THE U.S.-MEXICAN BORDER!!!

4.) BUILD A FULL DEFENSE BARRIER, WITH PROVISIONS FOR DOBERMAN PINSCHERS, ALONG THE U.S.-CANADIAN BORDER!!! WARNING SIGNS IN FRENCH!!!!! BWAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

5.) GET OUT OF THE U.N. AND SHUT DOWN THEIR HEADQUARTERS ON AMERICA’S EAST COAST!!!!

6.) ESTABLISH THE LEAGUE OF DEMOCRACIES, BUT ONE THAT WOULD SUPPLANT THE ONE-WORLD UNITED NATIONS!!!!! YES, SENATOR MCCAIN!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!

7.) CUT ALL DIPLOMATIC TIES WITH THE ROMAN POPE AND THE VATICAN CITY STATE!!!! AGENT OF PIAPS!!!

8.) PUT THE DUBLIN REGIME ON NOTICE FOR THEIR THREATS TO AMERICA AND INTERFERENCE IN ELECTIONS!!!! GIVE 48 HOUR NOTICE TO LEAVE AMERICA!!!! CLOSE EMBASSY AND CONSULATES!!! CUT ALL DIPLOMATIC TIES AND SANCTION ALL TRADE!!!!!

9.) HOLD A “SUMMIT OF VALUES” BETWEEN AMERICA’S NEXT GOP PRESIDENT AND ULSTÈR’S NEXT HEID MÄNNYSTÈR, SHARE VALUES: WORK-ETHIC, SOBRIETY, CULTURE, RAPTURE-READY FAITH!!!!

10.) PROVIDE DEFENSE AID TO ULSTÈR: FULLY ARMED DEFENSE BARRIER ALONG ULSTÈR-ÉIRE BORDER!!!!

DEFEND AMERICA!!!!!!!
SPREAD DEMOCRACY!!!!
SET THE CAPTIVES FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your friend, Rusty said...

Hold the hand sanitizer. After the last 8 years we need a national colonic.

Anonymous said...

I heard recently that, despite all the perks that come with living in the white house, the first family still has to pay for any food that their private guests consume

Mojopo said...

Ralph, it warms the cockles of my heart when you stop by to make poopy on my blog. Now that I'm the boss of you, as I mentioned in your own blog, it is important that we move forward with a clear sense of our place in the world.

I am here.

You are below me.

What this means is that you're going to have new and exciting opportunities with your career. I'm going to let you take out my garbage, pluck my eyebrows and provide me with Shiatsu massage. You've earned this, and I'm going to make sure I get you a really nice gift basket from Hickory Farms this year. The one with petit fours, summer sausage and mustard, is what I am saying.

Congratulations on the promotion, Ralph!

Your Favorite Boss,
Mojopo Of The Olcott Beach Libtards

Anonymous said...

I use Sand Hanitizer if I accidentally go past Fox News scanning the channels.

Mojopo said...

Hi, Papa Pig! Oh, now this is a good night. I can tell. Thanks for visiting!

Anonymous said...

CHANGE YOUR OWN TIRES, LIBTARDS!!!!

I WON'T BE AROUND AFTER THE COMING RAPTURE!!!!

ENJOY SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIVES...AND ALL OF ETERNITY....WITH FUCKING SKANKY PIAPS!!!!!

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Unknown said...

Libtard! That's a good one. Hey, what's a "Piap?"