Wednesday, December 24, 2008

You Light Up My Manger


























What do you want for Christmas? Me? Oh, thanks for asking. I’d like an electric manager set, 45 illuminated candy canes, a hydraulic Grinch and a Christmas tree that breathes plasma. And a lawn to put it on.

Merry Christmas!

15 comments:

Anony tu said...

You will have it. Not in time for xmas, sorry. The Vendrascos, (not the Chicago Vendrascos -- the North Pole Vendrascos), will mail one of these to me as soon as FedEx reopens in the summer and I'll in turn mail it to you so you can finally be happy.

Is the Scrotch half empty or half full?

Minnie-sota said...

Hahaha or should I say, Hohoho. I was happy with just some little white lights on my tree. :-)

Old Hippy said...

Note to Anony tu
It's CHRISTMAS not Xmas

PapaPig said...

Our Plasma Christmas (spelled out for OH) tree burned out. We played naughty games with our a hydraulic Grinch, so you would not want that either. Already gave away our candle sticks.

An electric train set should be under the tree for you from a Alvin the Chipmunk.

I still hoping for my hula hoop.

Merry Christmas everyone! Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!!!

\\Speedy//

Ralph said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, MERRY CHRISTMAS, FROM AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES!!!!....

….NOT “HOLIDAYS”!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER CHRISTMAS….

….ANOTHER VICTORY IN THE CULTURE WAR!!!!!!!

REAL PEACE (NOT SURRENDER!!!!) ON EARTH!!!!!

Anony tu xmas boy said...

Ya, those medieval orders who anticipated the ILLITERACY of their parshioners therefore turning to stained glass pictures and symbols and selecting "X" as a symbol for the cross, hence Xmas = Christ's mass never could foresee the 21st century and a brave warrior named Bill O'Reilly, by gum!!!

YAY BILLO! BOO MEDIEVAL ORDERS! BOO ILLITERATE SERFS! YAY CULTURE WARRIORS FOR THE RIGHT! KICK THOSE MEDIEVAL ASSES!

Anony tu holiday boy said...

Is this the third or fourth day of Chanukah? Yes, I think it is! And Chrxistmas Eve all at the same time?! WOOHOO! HOLY DAYS! YAY HOLY DAYS! WE LOVE HOLY DAYS! HAPPY HOLY DAYS EVERYBODY!

Pugs said...

Merry Christmas, Mojo!
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PapaPig said...

Mojo, I need a post, I am jonesing for input! I need input!

xmas boy said...

Papa needs you to put it in, Mojo, and so does me!!!! Mojo is the only one who can stimulate!

Stim-u-late! Stim-u-late! Stim-u-late!

not satisfied said...

This thread is from last Chrxstmas, for chrxstsake!

I think it would be fun and interesting for Mojo to post whilse imbibing of the martini juices. What's smatter, no laptop?

Okay, then. Disappointment and the Cohen Bros. latest movie goes me to bed.

Mojopo said...

ALL RIGHT ALREADY!

Oh my God. And eff why I: I post on martini juices every Friday. But worse, this shit comes on the cusp of Ambien - as in "nightly". I am pressed for time, an insomniac and love to write. If it takes more than an hour, it's not going to happen. Same thing I told my ex.

Oh yes - seeing "Slumdog Millionaire" on Saturday. Can't wait.

anony fu said...

Hoping Slumdog Millionaire is enjoyed! Empathy from anony tu for insomnia and pressed for time. Oh, so much to do -- so little sleep!

anonytu said...

Must be cool to... ...do things.