President-elect Barack Obama spent Saturday traveling on the Hogwarts Express. Obama’s traveling companions were H.R. Puffenstuff, Oprah Winfrey, Albus Dumbledore and Frodo. At every whistle-stop along the way (about eight hours worth of whistles), Obama drew hearty crowds of admirers.In a nation humbled by hurricanes, joblessness and mercury poisoning, it is no wonder a nation clings desperately to hope and change.
President-elect Obama will arrive at Shining City Upon A Hill this coming Tuesday at high noon. No less than 87 bazillion people are expected to witness the event, when Obama banishes ignorant Monkeylord Dubya from the kingdom with a magical spell: “Allah kazaam, allah kazoo, Barack Hussein Obama - demons out!”
Mojopost’s forecast for the next four days indicates persistent elation moving in from the east. The high-pressure system that has wrought economic catastrophes, crippled government and started two wars is expected to taper down over the next four years.
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Oh, you better believe THIS Mojopost gets a 10! Amazing! This is precisely what I've been thinking too! This Obama Unicorn fellow seems like a straight up guy. He takes the train filled with hallucinations to work just like an average joe. That restores confidence and makes storm clouds in the east dissipate, yes? I think so too! Is george bush going to be there to greet him, or will he just go away now? I vote just go away, you too?
This guy is so excited about a naked Barack Obama riding a train to Washington, he's playing train songs on his harmonica and dancin the two step! Go, you mighty Unicorn, GO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUlqNKsYEE8&feature=related
I am cautiously optimistic.
I fervently hope that Murphy's law
does not apply here, to wit, "If anything can go wrong, it will"
Like J9, I'm cautiously optomistic.
Old Hippy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-vgs8y6cRs&eurl=http://whitenoiseinsanity.com/
I just wanna ride on a train. :-)
What is the deal with the Hog Wart Express?
People have warts also. Often in unmentionable places!
Hmmpffff....
Being a pig is a tough life.
Clinton rode women, Obama rides pigs. I am not going anywhere near Washington DC!!!
Anony - I need you to shake this phobia from Papa. I need him to ride the train with Minnie and arrive safely in DC. Help a sister out.
One day I should write fan fiction about you people. I read your stuff every darn day.
P.P., let me just say how wonderfully safe train travel is in Europe.
I will be watching with wide-eyed optimism tomorrow. Can't wait!
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