Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Obama Presents Package To Republicans

President Obama spent Tuesday trying to convince House Republicans to support his enormous economic stimulus package. The president has been very eager to gain Republican cooperation, while most Democrats are wondering why he even bothers. It’s not like we actually need those people. What we have here is a failure to understand the Freudian symbolism involved. Sometimes a cigar is not just a cigar.

Personally, I wouldn’t leave my purse unattended around those House Republicans. They advocate the Robin Hood In Reverse doctrine, in that giving to the rich and taking from the poor is preferred. What does Obama see in them that is not repulsive? Shouldn’t he be shaming Republicans into submission or something?

I was thinking this over while I was researching another project and stumbled across an article about Sigmund Freud, the anal theorist and phallically obsessed founder of modern psychology. Poop was important to Freud, but penises ran the show. That is when I realized Pres. Obama was exercising his (conscious or unconscious) desire to make his enemies behold his presidential penis.

Apparently, Obama’s penis is so massive that it requires more than Democratic hands to hold it aloft. He leaves his detractors with the choice to support his manhood or be deprived of it. Ah-ha! Now we are getting somewhere. Penis Politics! For some reason, I am reminded of medieval armor and those intimidating codpieces.

It might look like Obama is asking for Republicans to love his money. He really wants them to admire his package. It helps that white male Republicans are not lesbians.

Oh, don’t worry. Obama will get his package delivered.

I’m having so much fun with this new administration that I can’t stand myself.

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Anonymous said...

Good morning, Mojo!

Politics are so twisted! Good that you explain it to us.

Sleep well,


Anonymous said...

I've just seen, vice president Biden is coming to Munich next weeks. Can you tell me something about his strategy, just in case.


Anonymous said...

what a motherfucker is this Grassley!

I hope someone uses penis politics on him!


Mojopo said...

LV, please do see Joe Biden and tell me everything! Bring a thermos and a chair - he talks forever. The payoff off is that he tucks in the most retarded comments ever, in places you would never expect to hear them. I loves me some Joe. He's a good person who puts his foot in his mouth. I totally understand. Don't forget to pronouce his name like Sarah Palin does. "Cho BYE-DEN". Love him.

Mojopo said...

Grassley? Even the Republicans hate him. As I recall, they call him a "bleeping jerk".

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the inside.

I'll try to catch Biden, just for you ;-)


skeeter...... said...

I've giggled for weeks every time they say 'stimulus package'... I've been waiting forever for you to add penis to the wood pile.

anony tu said...

I disagree that Republicans are not lesbians. I think quite a few Republican men in congress are lesbians trapped in heterosexual men's bodies. The sooner they come to grips with the fact, the sooner they'll stop being crap asses. It happened to me. Once I came to terms with my own heterosexual male lesbianism, I was suddenly overtaken with a sense of peace and began wanting to do nice things for people. Lets pray these Republicans get a grip and perhaps we won't have to eat them.

atu said...

Oh, and THIS Mojopost gets a 10 because it makes some of us hard and some of us giggle. Both good things.

Vote eat the rich.

atu said...

Legalize marijuana.

Anonymous said...

atu is trying to manipulate the voters


a.tu said...

Is it working?

Your friend, Rusty said...

I was sure they were all size queens, but no, all the fucktards can do is complain that the package is too big. The ReThugs are just a bunch of whiners. Even that guy Boner. I am befuddled.