Monday, October 13, 2008

BOO! Halloween Countdown


Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. If I catch anyone trying to ruin it handing out Bible tracts and pennies, I’m going to send a Facebook group to your house armed with eggs and garbage. The side of your house will sound like a war zone. Wouldn’t it be easier to hand out some candy corn and tiny candy bars? Here are some spooky links to get you in the mood:

The Dead Pool
– Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.

Extreme Pumpkins – Check out the latest, most technologically advanced carved pumpkins ever invented by human beings from Earth.

The Politics of Halloween – Obama masks are outselling McCain masks.

Ghost Hunters (Sci-Fi Channel) – Tune in October 15th to see Marjim Manor, a haunted winery near the town where I grew up! Must see.

The Bell Witch of Tennessee – …will make you scared. Don’t read this alone.

Zombie – How to make a proper zombie.

THE SCARIEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!



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4 comments:

Minnie-sota said...

Hahahahaha! That video was good. BOO! I love Halloween.

Torrance said...

Momomo.... You have made me so happy! I'm so glad you're back and commenting on everything. I've missed you.

-T

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Mojopo said...

How come you people are too cheap to buy candy like normal people do? Is it that hard to provide children with delicious chocolate with caramel centers?

You better watch-out, Santa has his eye on you.