Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. If I catch anyone trying to ruin it handing out Bible tracts and pennies, I’m going to send a Facebook group to your house armed with eggs and garbage. The side of your house will sound like a war zone. Wouldn’t it be easier to hand out some candy corn and tiny candy bars? Here are some spooky links to get you in the mood:
The Dead Pool – Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
Extreme Pumpkins – Check out the latest, most technologically advanced carved pumpkins ever invented by human beings from Earth.
The Politics of Halloween – Obama masks are outselling McCain masks.
Ghost Hunters (Sci-Fi Channel) – Tune in October 15th to see Marjim Manor, a haunted winery near the town where I grew up! Must see.
The Bell Witch of Tennessee – …will make you scared. Don’t read this alone.
Zombie – How to make a proper zombie.
THE SCARIEST VIDEO IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!
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Hahahahaha! That video was good. BOO! I love Halloween.
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How come you people are too cheap to buy candy like normal people do? Is it that hard to provide children with delicious chocolate with caramel centers?
You better watch-out, Santa has his eye on you.
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