Tuesday, October 14, 2008

The Presidential Debate Smackdown Game

HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY, HEMPSTEAD, NY - Tune in Wednesday evening for the final presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. While you’re there, enjoy a game with your friends and family. Here are the rules:


Every time John McCain mentions Bill Ayers, slap the nearest Pinko to your left.

Every time Barack Obama says “more of the same”, find the oldest person in your group, forcefully remove their dentures and throw them out the window.

Every time John McCain says “my friends”, grab the tongue of the person to your right and twist.

Every time Barack Obama smiles at a bad McCain analogy, pretend you are Moe from The Three Stooges, yell “WOOB WOOB WOOB” and invite your neighbor to punch you in the face.

Every time John McCain mentions terrorism, set off an M-80 in the toilet and run like hell.

Every time Barack Obama brings up the economy, find an MBA in your group and punch them in the neck.

If Republican cronyism comes up, go hog wild and beat the crap out of anything you can reach.

When in doubt, Primal Scream.

For other debate related games click here, and here.

LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock You Out*

*Alecia, remember when we met LL and he was so pretty? Me too.

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Anonymous said...

Now I only have to find some that want to watch it with me.


Mojopo said...

LV, don't miss it. It's going to be a barn-burner and I hope you have the chance to tune in.

Anonymous said...

Ah, Mojo. I mean, if I don't have someone to play your game with, I don't think I'll watch it. With the level the whole has reached, I lost the interest a while ago.


Minnie-sota said...

Ohhh, this reminds me to go buy a good bottle of wine to go with my popcorn. I'll splurge for extra butter.

Anonymous said...

I think it will be a snoozer. McCain will bring out more of the same. He will accused Obama of being a terrorist and whatever else he can think of. Obama will pretend that he knows something about the economy.... yada, yada, yada. It like painful rectal surgery!


p.s If people don'y stop knocking on my door and ask me who I'm voting for (I tell them Ron Paul)and why their canadate has the answer I'll scream.... loudly!!

Mojopo said...

Speedy, you get knocks on your door? How annoying. I've got to get you a No SOLICITING sign.

Now see - I like these debates. I'm a total jerk about them. Maybe I secretly want rectal surgery, too.

Your friend, Rusty said...

I wish they would canvass here, Speedy. But in California there's no reason to.

The first election my family was here, my mom thought there was something wrong with our voter registrations. 7 registered Democrats and no one had "come around." I miss Chicago on Christmas Day and during elections.

Minnie-sota said...

McCain always has the weirdest look on his face when Obama is speaking. It is easier for me to listen to McCain on the radio than it is to watch him on TV.

Mojopo said...

Minnie, what is interesting to note is that not all networks employ a split-screen during the debates. CNN uses them most often. The rest? Not so much. Many viewers at home miss the McCain sneers and jeers, and learn about them later. If at all.