Wednesday, October 29, 2008

McCain Insiders Suffering, Thinking About Changing Their Names

McCain campaign insiders are leaking more dirt than a busted Hoover bag. Oh yeah, baby. They hate Sarah.

Anonymous employees of Sen. Grampy are eager to vent to anyone who will listen.

“I’ve had it!” said an aide. “I’m supposed to be an advisor but I am knee deep in diapers and idiocy. Sarah Palin is embarrassing. How am I supposed to work with that? I'm not Annie Sullivan! I spend half of my time trying to keep Sarah's kids from setting fires and the other half beating my head against hard surfaces, trying to make myself pass out. No matter what I try and tell Sarah, she has a better idea. Why am I here?”

It gets worse.

“Yesterday, Sarah tried to make Nancy Pfotenhauer breast-feed Trig. Never mind how gross that is, but Nancy Pfotenhauer is like, I dunno, 60 years old. If she can squeeze-out a drop of anything remotely liquid, I’ll be the first one to call Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.”

“As soon as this election is over, I’m going to punch Todd Palin in the balls. We call a meeting, and there’s Todd. We make conference calls, and there’s Todd. John won’t even look at him anymore.”

“Mostly I hate John McCain. This whole thing is his fault. As soon as John loses this campaign I hope Cindy sends him divorce papers. These past two years are a smoking crater on my resume. Every potential employer is going to think I’m a moron or a racist, or something. I mean - come on! Have you seen the psychos at John’s rallies? Every day is Halloween, man. Fuck. This. I wish it was November 5th already.”

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skeeter said...

I couldn't agree more. It's Sociopaths-R-Us rallies. Scary stuff.

Your friend, Rusty said...

I hate it when staffers play coy and hide their real feelings.

Did you see Tina Fey on Conan? When she was on SNL, Palin offered to let Bristol babysit Tina's 3-year old.

Anonymous said...

I want this whole election to be done!!! Did you hear the lastest about the LA Times and an interview with Barack Obama praising Palestinian activist Rashid Khalidi they won't release and the McCain campaign demanding it's release???


Your friend, Rusty said...

Speedy, the McCain folks should shut up about that one:

"During the 1990s, while he served as chairman of the International Republican Institute (IRI), McCain distributed several grants to the Palestinian research center co-founded by Khalidi, including one worth half a million dollars.

A 1998 tax filing for the McCain-led group shows a $448,873 grant to Khalidi's Center for Palestine Research and Studies for work in the West Bank. (See grant number 5180, "West Bank: CPRS" on page 14 of this PDF.)

The relationship extends back as far as 1993, when John McCain joined IRI as chairman in January. Foreign Affairs noted in September of that year that IRI had helped fund several extensive studies in Palestine run by Khalidi's group, including over 30 public opinion polls and a study of "sociopolitical attitudes.""

Anonymous said...

Thanks Rusty! My disbelief came from the "demand" from the McCain group. As far as I know, no one "demands" source material from a legitimate news agency. At least not in this socialist country anyway!!! :-)


p.s When do I get my check???

Mojopo said...

When do we start indoctrinating babies into the Maxist lifestyle? I think we should teach them to open their palms for handout's as soon as they can watch TV sitting up.