Friday, November 07, 2008

Obama’s Agenda Revealed: First 100 Days





















While we are waiting for President Elect Obama to officially take over the free world with Hope-ism and Changeness, now might be a good time to reflect on our coming agenda items. Let’s review:

1) Provide all citizens with overalls, berets and a little red book by January 20th, noon sharp. Encourage beard growth. Discourage deodorant.

2) Convert the home entertainment aisle at all Wal-Mart’s into mosques. Holla, Allah!

3) Replace the name Jesus in the Bible with “GOBAMA ‘08”.

4) Promote gay marriage licenses on McDonald’s Dollar Menu.

5) Make abortion a requirement for a high-school diploma.

6) Stage a coup on Rush Limbaugh’s bank account and lather his wealth on food-stamping lay-abouts in need of methamphetamines and crack cocaine.

7) Ship Lou Dobbs off to work in a Honduran sweatshop. Deny him pants.

8) Turn off the electric fence at Gitmo, turn the prisoners loose and begin building a Six Flags amusement park in it’s place.

9) Replace our entire stock of bullets with small dildos. “Go fuck yourself, radical extremists! Boo, you suck!”

10) Bring the troops home, encourage them to take up pot smoking and offer them 40 acres and a mule.

Yes, I think that covers the major points. If I’ve forgotten anything, let me know.

From Biden 3:16:
“For God so loved the world – and friends, let me tell you something. He so loved this world. He even loved Scranton, PA, which is a hell hole! But let me get back to God. God gave his one and only GOBAMA ’08, so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal Obamaness. Amen.”


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11 comments:

Minnie-sota said...

Oh, thank GOBAMA you posted something new!

I think we can make in roads with our gay agenda via McDonalds. Hah.

Minnie-sota said...

Hehe, I love that there's finally a tag called, "President Obama."

Mojopo said...

Minnie, I had a ball typing "President Obama". It's almost better than kittens and freshly baked bread. Almost.

Anonymous said...

Good morning!

Minnie, depending on wich conventions you accept (or learned) there are 7 or 6 continents. So it is with western and eastern countries, it's a convention.

LV

Anonymous said...

Mojo, 10 points in 100 days? I think you're underestimating our man.

LV

Mojopo said...

LV - lol. I think he's going to add four new continents, and change the anthem to The United States Of Whatever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

Mojopo said...

Actually, this video is MUCH funner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLbFDMplZDs

Anonymous said...

LOL

LV

Anonymous said...

if Obama is going to add more continents, he musst consider to have Palin in his staff. =)

LV

Mojopo said...

LV, she only counts countries. Using her fingers and toes. That might not work out so good.

Minnie-sota said...

LV, I certainly do know about the convention of deciding what is a continent, i.e. some prefer "Eurasia" as all one land mass, rather than separating Europe and Asia. However, the Catholic Nuns in grade school made me list them separately, so blame them for my list of seven. Hah!