Are you a guy without a job? Have you lost the pep in your step because you can’t afford a Viagra pill? Welcome to your lucky day – Pfizer, Inc. is going to hand out Viagra like it’s Halloween candy to poor, disheveled impotent men.
Here’s the link, and a blurb:
Applicants will have to sign a statement that they are suffering financial hardship and provide a "pink slip" or similar employer notice. Applications will be accepted through Dec. 31, with medication provided for up to 12 months after approval — or until the person becomes insured again.
Can’t buy your date dinner first? So what! With your interesting personality and positive attitude, what could possibly go wrong besides an unplanned pregnancy, an erection that lasts longer than a day or a massive heart attack?
The wimmins won't mind!
Not to be outdone, I called Tampax and Playtex to find out of they had any plans to foster brand loyalty with the bleeding, female and unemployed demographic. Both companies had no comment.
Mojopost will not encourage women to sign up for the Viagra offer and sell it at street value, in order to buy a product that keeps their couches from looking like a crime scene. No.
Did I mention that Pfizer is giving away Lipitor, too?
Marvin Gaye – Let’s Get It On
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23 comments:
This is discriminatory towards women and working stiffs. I suppose Pfizer is going to ask the government to pay for it, unless they plan on using it as a tax write-off for charitable contributions. I had thought about writing my congressman, but the address I have is for the guy who lost this last Nov. and I think he's probably applying for his own supply.
Maybe we need to get them to hook us up with a hardship supply of Xanax...
THIS Mojopost is what we in the biz call a "public service Mojopost." It's one of my favorite catagories!
Don't look for encrypted messages or recipes in one of these sorts of posts because, when it comes to public service, Mojo does not fool around. 10!!
Hey, Mojo, when you said you wish I were a Dyson Ball, were you telling me I suck or were you asking me to suck something? I will normally suck whatever I'm asked to suck with people I like. But wouldn't you rather have an Oreck? Alas, you could practice your Shakespeare while you chase them dust bunnies with an Oreck.
More Scrotch!
Smokey, I think some people are too hard on Pfizer.
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Right ON, Smokey! Girl, I hear you.
Anony, I did not mean to imply that you suck. Because you do not! I am merely riffing on my new Dyson, and the fact that I told my entire Facebook that I'm going to marry it. So far, we have only French kissed.
Maybe they expect you to use the couch as a pad. Hey, that's free!!! God forbid impotent men shouldn't get a boner for free.... Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!!
I saw the headline and thought the government was violating another immigrant's habeas corpus rights. My bad.
Have a great weekend, Mojo.
Yes, but can your Dyson make a decent martini? I can.
And Mojo, I would suck anything you'd ask me to suck. You are the boss and I trust your leadership entirely.
I don't think I can touch this one. What won't happen during hard times.
Thank God I don't need nylons or sugar.
My eyes, my eyes, my eyes...
All my people and I ask is to be allowed to practice our religion of Ass Worship in peace. I don't know why I'm saying this.
Down, Scrotch, down!
One of my jobs here at Mojopost (yes, I work here! for darn good pay) is to inspire our 2X Mike's BRU Award winning mistress while she prepares the weekend edition. Sometimes I do sometimes I don't, but just noting that for whatever reasons the "big blogs" seem to not be saying much about this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30750042/
If anybody knows whether Nora spent the afternoon giving turd blossom a balzectomy, it'd be Mojo. She has a fly on every wall.
Down, you rascal, down!
I've been hunting down Rove info, but nothing enchanted me yet.
Currently, I am writing about Costco Hummus Lady and feeling a need for sleep. She is from West Virginia, but it's been a long day.
Sleep, queenie. Scrotch and I will put the paper to bed.
and stand guard
Still guarding the shop...
...and guarding...
hmmm. That Marvin Gaye clip is EXACTLY how I became a proud father.
hmmm. still guarding....
LOL! Guess what? I have cat grass coming up, and lettuce buds!
Basil activated, too.
Preakness is coming up. And I need to put the meat away, gotta go.
(sirloins and chicken breasts, oh my)
Wha? You're putting the meat away? The meat? That's it?
Okay... uh... well, I'll just... uh... stand guard while you watch the Preakness I guess. Drop in anytime I guess.
...guarding, yes, I'm guarding...
I have this:
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/jigsaw-puzzles
nice photos. And puzzles!
are we getting it on yet?
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