Friday, May 08, 2009
G-Nome Paradoxus Mystifies TV Land
According to Mojopost apparatchik, Anony Tu, hidden episodes of M*A*S*H can be viewed while watching local TV commercials backwards. I spent the evening researching this theory (called G-Nome Paradoxus) and can easily confirm the validity of his or her report. However, GNP is not strictly delegated to M*A*S*H reruns. A Petri dish full of nanobots working at my Southside rocket lab found clips from Quincy and Divorce Court on public access programs, too. Public access TV is literally swarming with backward paradoxes.
Remember to tilt your head and look:
It’s uncanny, isn’t it?
Scrotch and Combos Alert: Anony and I will be on C-SPAN tomorrow, testifying before Congress about GNP. Don’t forget to set the DVR! Pull up a recliner – enjoy your snack and beverage.
Thank you, Dr. B. Pony at Classical Gas Emissions for the video. This site has been added to the Best Links section, where it will be given an education, clothes and nourishing meals for less than .33 cents a day.