Friday, May 01, 2009

Souter Buzz










Supreme Court Justice David Souter is retiring. Find out what his neighbors are saying.

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Eric Schulman: Dave’s retiring? Oh wow, I’m so happy for him. We started working together around the same time. When he lived on Elmwood I was living on Peachtree, so we used to carpool. He was thinking about quitting when the Gore v. Bush thing came up, because we both knew Bush was a retarded moron. But I told him to hang in there. Why would you dump your pension for Bush? That’s crazy talk.



Kaneasha de Palo: Oh my Lord – is he OK? I just saw him last week at the Town Hall. He was paying his water bill. I thought he looked fine! I don’t think he has any kids to look out for him, either. David never got married. Some people in the neighborhood talk about that, but I never paid attention. His lawn was always so pleasant to look at, you know? And he’s very well groomed. Naturally, people made assumptions. Not me. I think he’s a very nice man and I hope he enjoys his retirement.




Pat Corker: You know what this means, right? President Muslim is going to hit the Hopium pipe and pick a new judge. I can see the ad on Craigslist now. “Wanted: Trans-gendered abortionist with a law degree to clean out my unicorn’s stable.” This country is going to hell.




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14 comments:

anony tu said...

Zaloom! That Pat Corker was a tough nut to crack but our Mojo charmed him right out of his Depends and brought home the proverbial bacon just like we knew she would! In journalism parlance this is what is called "getting the scoop" on the story. Scoop? My garsh! Mojo steam shoveled this story!

In THIS Mojopost not only do we get to meet the "official" David Souter via the excellent wikilink our two time recipient of Mike's Blog Round-up list of noteworthy blogs award provided, but we also get to meet the David Souter only longtime friends and acquaintances know. It's those special little perks that have rocketed my favorite investigative blogger to fame, and I am so honored to rate her posts.

Did I say ten? Does a bear shit on Sunday? Hell, yes it's a ten!

a.t. said...

I thought that first Pat Corker had a bit more hair than David Souter's Pat Corker. Good save, Mojo.

Minnie-sota said...

Hahahaha,I'm glad his lawn is well-groomed.

J9 said...

That Pat, he sure is a corker, ain't he?

Mojopo said...

You know Pat Corker, too? I used to ring his doorbell and run when I was a kid. One time he caught me, and he threatened to take out my lungs with a corkscrew!

Mojopo said...

Anony T - The first Pat was unable to continue performing on this blog due to copyright infringement issues. His manager is a real a-hole.

GOPnot4me said...

How does this grab you?:

Supreme Court Justice Hillary Clinton!

The sound you just heard was Rush's head exploding.

Mojopo said...

OMFG - it's the other Mike's Blog Round-Up celeb, GOPnot4me! This place is crawling with talent!!!!!!!! Hi, GOPnot!

2:48 PM

Speedy said...

I was just reading his profile in Wiki and I ran across this. "Once named by The Washington Post as one of Washington DC's 10 Most Eligible Bachelors, Justice Souter has never married, though he was once engaged." Not that I'm pointing fingers but this is grown-up code for GAY!! This leaves a post for Gobama to fill. Maybe Michelle is available?!?!?!

Mojopo said...

Gay gay gay!

anony tu said...

Famous people, please hello to me so's I can show it to my son!
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Two things about this article that I meant to say earlier: 1. Souter was an appointee of the first george bush, and, in his own mind is a conservative. He just never equated conservatism with holy-rolling and 50 cal. machine guns and such. 2. I just love Ms de Palo's shade of lipstick, don't you?

Speedy said...

Her lipstick has that plus sized hooker look!!! LOVE IT!!!!

Mojopo said...

Hooker Berry Gloss is IN this season. I love Mrs. de Palo. She smells like lemon verbena.

PapaPig said...

This is a very weird song and probably is anti feminist, gay bashing and just needs to be banned.

Dawn us now our Gay apparel fa la la la la, la la la la......

(what does that mean?)

Deck the halls with boughs of Holly...

(ok, look, leave Holly's boughs alone will ya!)

See the blazing yuletide treasure..

(does this mean light your christmas presents on fire?)

Troll the ancient yuletime Carol...

(Carol is a very nice lady. She is not a troll, nor should you troll her.)

Can someone explain this song to me?