Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Black Woman Struggles To Make Ends Meet
Like many Americans, First Lady Michelle Obama has taken on extra responsibilities to help her family. When her almost-bankrupted employer, the United States of America, was forced to downsize Mrs. Obama’s position was nearly outsourced to a corporation based in China. Rather than watch another American job go overseas, President Barack Obama has found a way to keep his wife in D.C. while maximizing her functionality.
In the past, first ladies were utilized as a social networking application. They were expected to:
Mrs. Obama will also serve as the First Lunch Lady at the White House cafeteria.
Additionally, Mrs. Obama will provide pooper-scooping services to the First Dog, Bo Obama.
In a show of support, French First Lady Carla Bruni has taken on the job of receptionist at Elysée Palace in Paris.