Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Black Woman Struggles To Make Ends Meet















Like many Americans, First Lady Michelle Obama has taken on extra responsibilities to help her family. When her almost-bankrupted employer, the United States of America, was forced to downsize Mrs. Obama’s position was nearly outsourced to a corporation based in China. Rather than watch another American job go overseas, President Barack Obama has found a way to keep his wife in D.C. while maximizing her functionality.

In the past, first ladies were utilized as a social networking application. They were expected to:
Michelle Obama will continue to provide those resources, but her role as expanded to include lawn maintenance.










Mrs. Obama will also serve as the First Lunch Lady at the White House cafeteria.















Additionally, Mrs. Obama will provide pooper-scooping services to the First Dog, Bo Obama.














In a show of support, French First Lady Carla Bruni has taken on the job of receptionist at Elysée Palace in Paris.






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15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always thought, Mrs Obama was an emmancipated women, now you tell me it's his husband idea that she works and what kind of work she does? I'm speechless... 8_(

LV

Mojopo said...

LV, now you know. We've all had to buckle down and suck it up. At least she is no Carla Bruni? Take comfort.

Anonymous said...

Thank god we have here our Angie

http://media.vanityfair.de/img/b550x550/zs/die-schoensten-bilder-von-angela-merkel.9.jpg

LV

Mojopo said...

Angela Merkel learned nothing from David Hasselhoff, did she?

Anonymous said...

why?

LV

Mojopo said...

David drunk on beer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x30kYRp6Y68

Anonymous said...

oh, please! In Germany, we know how to drink beer and drive convertible (cabrio)

http://www.rhetorik.ch/Aktuell/06/06_22/04.jpg

LV

Speedy said...

Yeah for drunk driving!!! =) Michelle is such and all around useful kinda gal. Maybe she can be a lifeguard at the pool this summer....

tarleisio said...

Am I the only one here who spouted coffee all over my laptop because I thought this was hilarious? Or is this an example of the kind of humor you have to be a woman to appreciate? ;-)

anony tu said...

When Ms Mojo decides to write an expose (ex-poh-zay) of the First Lady, she does not waste words telling us about fashion faux pas and tiddle! No! She goes straight to what she knows we all want to know: Who is picking up Bo's poo? And now we know.

Since I've been reading Mojopo, I have come to understand poo on levels I did not previously know even existed! Of course I wonder about executive dog poo, who doesn't do that? But I would never on my own had the hutzpa to investigate it like this. That's why I'm me and Mojo is she. Damn! THIS Mojopost is a ten! A perfect freakin ten!

a.t. said...

PS-- I've also discovered I'm attracted to young ladies in trench coats handling poo. That Michelle is a bombshell, yes?

Mojopo said...

You nailed it. Everyone. I give you all an ELEVEN because I am allowed to add only one extra point. Now we're rolling!

Tipsy said...

Would it be disrespectful to refer to the first dog, as BoOb?

I hope not.

-Tips

anony tu said...

MOJO!!!! You made it on Mike's Round-up, AGAIN!

You're FAMOUS!!!!

Mojopo said...

OMFG - I did? I'm going to PEE.