Monday, December 15, 2008

Throw Stuff At Bush January 20th

On-line groups are organizing themselves to throw things at Dubya on January 20th. On this day everyone’s favorite black Arab, President-elect Barack Hussein Chicago-Obama, will be sworn in president of the United & Humbled Mess Of Whatever. Therefore, it is common knowledge that citizens here are covertly planning new and exciting ways to throw shit at Dubya on his way out the door. I’d like to remind everyone that throwing things at any president, past or present, is illegal. And if that matters to you, we can no longer be friends.

I won’t provide links to the groups getting organized. You’re smart enough to figure that out. Why point fingers at some very hilarious, ingenious people who deserve nothing but our love. These groups will be throwing things like:

* Used diapers
* Tomatoes
* Eggs
* Iraqi shoes
* And so much more…

The possibilities are endless. Avoid bothering Dubya’s limo driver by all means. That guy is trying to earn a living, is all. Remember – Bush and Dubya will travel to the ceremony together. Save your arm for the after-events.

If I make it to DC on the 20th, Imma throw one of everything I can get my hands on. Yeah yeah – Obama means our nation has matured, we’re supposed to have dignity and blah blah blah. I want closure, and the kind of closure I need involves stinking handful of something wet at Dubya's face.

Good luck to all, and may your aim be true.

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Anonymous said...

I think, it's right, that ppl organize a proper farewell of the last 8 years and mark the begining of new times ;-)


Anonymous said...

I think I'll stick with the 3 finger salute. Then I don't have to get yucky stuff on my hands!!


Minnie-sota said...

I am counting down the days until he is gone.

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for Dubya. It must suck to be considered the Worst.President.Ever. by so many (including yours truly).

ProblemWithCaring said...

Personally, he's not worth the felony misdemeanor charge, but all those who want to, please - be kind - and record it for YouTube...

PapaPig said...

I am NOT advocating violence, throwing things.

But it has happened and it is to me so totally (and perfectly) ironic for the fact it happened in Iraq, where the day we declared victory and images on our screens were people hitting the stature of Saddam with the soul of shoes.

Would any of us want a "liberating" army to be here for 5 plus years? Pretty sure most to all say no.

Piggie :@)

GOPnot4me said...

I'm seriously considering mailing an old shoe to the Chimp-in-Chief as has been suggested on these here "tubes".

I think a few thousand smelly sneakers delivered to George II will make a point.

Jan 20th, the end of an error!

jennmcq said...

I'm going to throw AmWay products... maybe that can be his next job :)

PapaPig said...

I heard he considered Amway, but is rewriting Presidents for Dummies.

Anony tu said...

Inline skates are shoes, yes?