Saturday, December 20, 2008

LAXOGASM
















Warmth. Relief. Just passing time. Is that too much for anyone to hope for?

LAXOGASM is an oral medication that will help you experience erotic satisfaction every time you have a bowel movement.

LAXOGASM is recommended for men and women of all ages. LAXOGASM means that you don’t have to pick and choose your needs. You can have everything right now.

Patients who have been prescribed LAXOGASM may experience some of the following symptoms: Highly structured handshakes, ecstatic flatulence, an inability to hear AM radio, new genitalia, a thirst for antifreeze, a record of arrests, extra index fingers growing on your spine, blackened corneas, bright purple teeth, and dehydration. If you experience any of these side effects while you are taking LAXOGASM please contact your physician.

Call your doctor about LAXOGASM today.


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14 comments:

PapaPig said...

I asked my doctor about Extasy, but he said he could not find the code in his computer.

Every since poop won, this place is going to shit! LOL.

Minnie-sota said...

Hahahaha, those side affects are great, especially the inability to listen to AM radio.

Anony tu said...

Oh no!!! Ms Mojopo, pleeease let me talk you out of this one! With discipline, the right amount of stimulus, and good timing, you can achieve simultaneous orgasm and bowel relief without potentially harmful drugs! It just takes practice. And no drug can induce the pleasure of the natural act. You can even get a friend to help! No, you think? Oh, but you're wrong! There are lots of people out there willing to help. As Papa Pig has mentioned, poop won the poll. Doesn't that tell you something? Yes, it tells you we ALL love poop! And who doesn't love orgasm?!

Oh, Amerika, why can't we just tell one another what we want?! It'd save so many relationships if we'd just be honest with one another. And that in turn would save us all from the ravages of drugs like Laxogasm! Think about it.

Anony tu said...

And vote Chicken Nuggets!

Anony tu said...

Right now, I want you to get up and go to your window and scream, "Dammit! I want to poop and have orgasm at the same time and I'm not taking 'no' for an answer!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBZDwf9dok&feature=related

PapaPig said...

After doing some research this is actually a retro-drug. It was the drug of choice of Sodom and Gomorrah, where it was used by most but not a Lot.

Ok, worst Biblical pun I ever made..

Happy Yule Eve.......

Anony tu said...

Oo, a slap on Papa's hoove for that. Papa, you said Florida. Say you don't live along the Emerald Coast, and if you do, may I have your home? If not, feel the fire of my envy!

PapaPig said...

Happy Winter/Summer Solstice (depends where you live).

An hour into the it and I can already feel the days getting longer. Only 13 weeks more of Winter!

Sun., Dec. 21, 2008, 7:04 AM EST (12:04 UT), marks the solstice—the beginning of winter in the Northern Hemisphere and summer in the Southern Hemisphere

PapaPig said...

Anony tu said...

Oo, a slap on Papa's hoove for that. Papa, you said Florida. Say you don't live along the Emerald Coast, and if you do, may I have your home? If not, feel the fire of my envy!

No, I live in the Ocala National Forest. In a converted beer can, we call trailers. Ain't no such thing as a Mobile Home, that sales talk.

Still you might be in envy of the weather.

But!

Whether it's raining
Or whether it's not!

There must be Weather,
Whether or not!

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We also have cans of sunshine you can buy online. But it doesn't last but a moment when you open the can.

Anony tu said...

Nice weather that Florida has. I'm in the Republic of South Louisiana and do much of my stomping and looking for trouble in New Orleans where I have a house that is not on wheels. Had a chance to live in a FEMA trailer once but passed it over for a warm cot in Baton Rouge. I keep floatibles near at all times.

You are smack dab in the middle of the Florida Peninsula, Papa, so you don't prefer one coast over the other? I like the Emerald Coast very much. The Atlantic, not so much.
___________

Oh, when will the lady with the moist towelettes send new thread for us to badger? More, more, more!

Yvette said...

So here is the thing, I once lived in New Orleans, and after Katrina spent time in Ocala. This means nothing except that at some point in time, our feces shared some sewage space.
I feel faint. The excitement is unbearable.

Anony tu said...

That makes us brother and sister.

Mojopo said...

These kinds of family reunions make my face wet. Go ahead and kiss it out. You're Southern - it's OK for you.

jennmcq said...

Please tell me that the bowl games weren't your inspiration for this post...

I'm very disappointed that no one is taking the Cleveland Browns to the Super Bowl :(